Such Things Happen

i am far too pretty for this shit

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—	when i find myself in times of struggle (via thefreenomad) (for madhatteress) love you darling. <3

dgem69:

sweatsalty:

INSANITY WORKOUT LINKS

Fit Test

Plyometric Cardio Circuit

Cardio Power & Resistance

Cardio Recovery

Pure Cardio

Cardio Abs

Core Cardio & Balance

Max Interval Circuit

Max Interval Plyo

Max Cardio Conditioning

Max Recovery

Insane Abs

Max Interval Sports Training

Upper Body Weight Training

And here’s the schedule!

**************** The fit test link doesn’t work!!! This one does:
http://vimeo.com/22468240

heels. i want to wear heels.

note to self:

stop wearing rugby tshirts that were sponsored by beer brands to church.

What a family

Dad: you better tell haley we'll be home soon so she can put on clothes,
Mom: (in a text) home soon
Me: (texting back) damn now I have to put on clothes.
Dad: told you.

I WANT IT ALL.

slowly beginning to like miley cyrus. when i’m not insanely jealous of her body and outfits tee hee

caitycupcake23:

I love all of this.

i want all of these. i want to be able to wear all of these.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

why i can't work in construction.

dad: haley, just go get a job in construction. go make some money laying roofs.
me: michael i can't work in construction.
dad: why not??
me: they won't hire me.
dad: that's bull. why not?
me: cause i have a great rack and it distracts the men.
dad: oh...

jabberwockyx:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calmly having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions.

There are no words to describe how much I love this gif and the reactions.